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» XP SP2 for dummies.
Our top 10 reasons why you should bite the virual bullet and install the mightly service pack 2.
	Bill Gates will kill 1 kitten for each XP installation that is not upgraded ( 2 kittens and a puppy if the user has installed Mozilla )
	The unpatched NTUSER.DLL actually contains a mysterious portal to hell.
	Relieve the stress of work, by becoming even more stressed at home trying to fix your PC.
	It's better than Windows ME ( though so is sticking your genitals in a fan )
	DEAR GOD .... JUST THINK OF THE KITTENS.
	Confuse "the man" by doing exactly what he wants.
	If you do not install it, George Bush will be forced to invade your hard drive.
	Inflame Linux users by performing an upgrade than doesn't take 3 months to compile.
	Windows is a child, and it must evolve.
	Come on, your don't REALLY need you computer to work anyway, do you?