Being alive eaten by a herd of transvestite goats.

 Licking an electrified cat, whilst standing in a bucket of water.

 Use your body cavities as mail boxes, then subscribe to Readers Digest under various aliases.

 Tie yourself to a pack of drunk lemmings whilst enjoying a pleasant walk on a high cliff or precipice.

 Dress up as a chicken whilst attending a wild Coyote convention.

 Declaring the juice of your spleen as a cure for the incurable.

 Sticking it to the man whilst eating poison.

 Filling your house with plastic bags after removing all the warnings not to put them on your head.

 Slitting your wrists with a tomatoe.

 Go in for major surgery on you local hospitals "opposite day".

 Play "hide the depleted Uranium core" whilst naked.

 Play "seek the depleted Uranium core" whilst naked.

 Drive a Saturn.

 Mistake a threshing machine for a warm, comfortable bed.