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» Giraffe noise - discuss.
Frankly, I don't know what noise they make. And, to be honest, part of me does not care. However, another, equally squishy part demands answer. These are the musings of the squishy parts.
Giraffes, mute or smart-arses?

Theory 1:
They make noise, but not in public.

Theory 2:
They are mocking us.

Theory 3:
They are being smart-arses and are using hands-free cell phones

Theory 4:
They speak at exactly the same time we do, so therefore we do not hear.

Theory 5:
High frequency whistles. A sound known to aggrivate penguins ( which are rarely seen socialising with giraffes ).

Theory 6:
They have nothing good to say about anyone, therefore they say nothing at all.

Theory 7:
They want say goodbye, which is the hardest word to say.

Conclusions:
Frankly, I don't trust them. However, my human kindness dictates I give them the benefit of the doubt. So I am going for theory 6. Man has not been kind to them, so they have decided not to talk to man. So be it. Now for some giraffe pie.