Me: Hello,Budda?
Budda: Hey, hows it going?
Me: Not bad, not bad at all. Don't suppose you got a mo' to answer some questions?
Budda: Well .... are you a believer?
Me: Sort of Agnonsic slash atheist slash sub-dom.
Budda: Cool, yeh. 'Long as your not Mormon. What were you afte? Remember, I don't do lottery numbers.
Me: .... oh, well ... Proline? Do you still do Proline?
Budda: Sometimes. I tend to get killed on the spreads, so its pretty much a do-on-demand thing.
Me:Ok, I'll skip the betting ....
Budda: Hey, it's probably for the best. Anything else is fair game though ....
Me: So, what the deal with sickness and death?
Budda: Yeh, that's a bitch, it really is. Frankly, I thought it was a good idea at the time. But, well, y'know ..,
Me: Tell me about it. I had the same with with my bathroom. Thought "hint of apple" would be great, soon went bad.
Budda: What IS it with those "hint" colors - it's just white.
Me: All comes down to marketing.
Budda: Marketing ... *tock* .. screwed the pooch on that one too. May have done that one same day as death.
Me: Monday!!?
Budda: Actaully, come to think of it ...... yeh, it was. Jeez, what a day THAT was.
Me: It never rains ....
Budda: Well, it didn't before that Monday ...
Me: Ha ha ha
Budda: Ha ha ha
Me: Anyway, I gotta get to work, I'll get back to your later on the other stuff.
Budda: Yeh, sure. You take it easy.
Me: You too.