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 » Games
Nothing rude or offensive (yet) ... Pacman, Space Invaders, Tetris .. you know the score.
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What I want in a partner?
"Please, be my baby."
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S P R I N G H E A D M E D I A Other less remarkable links ...
This is a sort of archive from November past. Not that big, but really, are you in any position to complain. It's not as if you pay for any of this. You can see Octobers hilarity ( ** hmmm ) here ...
 » Highlighting the plight of the sick
Lactose intolerance affects us all. It is especially hard on those people made from milk. Learn more here.
 » Windows XP Service Pack 2
Microsoft has recently published a number of reasons why YOU ( yes, YOU ) should install service pack 2 - even if you don't use windows. I can think of some better reasons to screw up your operating system.
 » Staring in the face of death
Yes, we die. A select few truely live. Other just sort of mooch around bumming smokes and listening to Celine Dion. If it is your time to shuffle off this mortal coil, try these fun methods.
 » Oranges are not the only fruit

This fact was recently brought to my attention by an old collegue. After some investigation ( and some initial skepticism ) I found him to be correct ( humorously, he still had to die )

Other fruits that are not oranges:
Bananas
Apples
Pears
Marshmallows
Fruit loops
You are never alone with an orange Tomatoes
Limes
Lemons
Pasta
Sigfried and Roy
 » Ask Dr Pamplemousse
Ask and ye shall be whacked with a stick .... console and reinvigorate ... ask Dr Pamplemousse.
 » Citrus foretold my impending demise
... which isn't too great really. I'll see if my outlook will improve by consulting the prophetic lemon of doom.
 » Usable french for the modern world!
"Ne laissez jamais une chèvre avec une odeur de la mort?" "May I have a warm bagel, please?"
"Veuillez me diriger vers l'aéroport, mon pantalon ont détruit Paris" "Take me to the airport, I am travelling to Paris today"