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Nothing rude or offensive (yet) ... Pacman, Space Invaders, Tetris .. you know the score.
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Worst lie I ever told?
"Passing fake cheques at my local Reb Lobster"
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This is mostly December stuff. I really ought to tidy more often, it's amazing what you find behind the couch. So, not very festive, slightly flu infested, take December as it comes. For November, you want to looking ......... here!
 » It's all a matter of perspective 07/12/2004
First of all - it's not THAT good a cartoon. It's late, I'm tired. I am covered in paint. Sue me. Sleep beckens me to reside within it's arms so the morning can begin its preparations. However, when I put all my woes into perspective, it still sucks monkey bottoms.
Covad - arse
 » Inner peace for the outer idiot 05/12/2004
I miss peace. Not just the world version, or the jews vs blacks vs muslims vs whites ( guys, c'mon ... lets all have a party and be friends ), but the inner quiet that my pre-teen life gave me. Still - I always had fun dropping puppies!!
Covad ... large oxen
 » The house built from bees 30/11/2004
Actually, I once owned a house build of bees. It was a humorous mistake on the part of the contractor who misread the plans. The house was supposed to be built from 8's.
Covad ... weeeeeeeeee
 » The history of irony 28/11/2004
It's not as simple as you would think. Check out the reasoning here ...
 » Foretell and foresee, leave the skin out of it please.
My god, that is almost rude and offensive. Well, it's late and the fumes from the oil burner are starting to take effect. Time to make up some crud about the future methinks ...
 » Questioning the state of reality
Lets be frank, "The Swan" is a sickening and disgusting indictment of modern society. If proves that to be happy, you really have to be good looking. Screw what is in your heart, as long as you have a nice set of bongos and a face Mel Gibson would happily sit on your life will be full of joy. As for other reality shows, try these.
 » My tribute to Stalin
The boy can't help it!
Awww, but he's so CUTE.

Also, on an unrelated matter, I swear the guy in the bottom left hand corner is John Cleese ( or someone in a very bad Hitler costume )