| So the current crazy reality TV show craze is still on the increase. Some I find utterly offensive and degrading, a small poo sitting on the moral fabric of society, others just suck. As much as I fear for my brain ( what remains of it ), I feel I must add my commentary to the "bag". |
"The Ugly Duckling"
A number of top fashion models are maimed using a variety of garden implements, and over the course of the season are repeatedly punched with small but aggressive mammals. Dr Phil also make an appearance at the end of each episode and mocks them using 2 hand puppets called Greg and Mr Irony. The winner is declared as the last model to chew her own foot off in despair. |
"The Center"
15 contestants are forced to work in a call center located on an island in the middle of an ice cold wilderness for just over the regional minimum wage. Each week they are subjected to strange and curious calls which they must resolve in the time allotted. For extra "spice" the contestants are also confused and disorientated by strange management decisions and random scheduling. The winner is actually the first person to be fired by the company for being too intelligent and free spirited. |
"Get My Goat"
Abandoned in the middle of the desert, each week a different contestant must traverse the hot sands without going insane. Fun and hilarity will ensue as the producers randomly air-drop goats and sheep into the region fitted with with booby trapped supplies of food and water. To successfully retrieve the supplies, the contestant must first catch the goat, and then solve various riddles and puzzles strapped to the underside of the creature. If the player fails to successfully solve the puzzle, he or she is actually give packs of Sunny Delight and Twinkies instead of bread and water. |
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